Für die ganz Ängstigen unter euch, wenn sicher auch nicht ganz ernstgemeint: Ear Guards. Sieht auch schön bescheuert aus.
Keep your ears safe from ear spiders and earwigs with these protective Ear Guards.
Just slip them over your ears before you go to bed at night and you’ll wake up revitalized, refreshed, and ear bug free.
Two vinyl guards with snug-fit elastic on each illustrated card.
One size fits all.
(via Book of Joe)